Xendor's Mug of Harnaidan (cantina)

Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:24 am by Jayzin Draleg

Giving a light chuck as Carni when off herself turning back to Jay as she did she just narrowed her eyes at him. It was as if she was seeing how long it would take for her to send shivers up and down is spine. This was with out batting an eye as she lifted her full beer to her lips taking in its content as she just smirk to the fact that she still though of it as piss water. As time wore on she took her neck side to side as she made popping sounds back and forth all the time still looking eye to eye with Jay with a smug look upon her face. Draining the mug from all its liquid slamming it down on the table...

-Aphelah-
Hey dumb choobies goes get me another one...

Setting there tapping her nails on the table what seem like a heck a long time. Taking a deep breath in as he wouldn’t answer back even with her smart tongue lashing. Tapping the tip of her black boots, until in she started to get annoyed with him.

-Aphelah-
This is poppy cock I’m going to get me some more to drink, stay where you’re at a rot for all I care.

Pushing herself way from the table as she did so she wasn’t being quiet about it either as she made sure to shove the chair to the table so that it would push into Jay, this bring a smirk on her face. As she turn leaving her long braid swinging around, it happen to smack someone in the face, all she did was growl at him...

-Aphelah-
What you looking at I know what I’m looking at Sithspit for brains...

As the one stumble off, smirking as she thought to herself light weights that for sure.It was her piecing eyes the way she wrapped herself in her own darkness, it feel good have so much darkness around feeling others in that had more powerful way about them, not worried about them. Walking up to the bar, as she put the mug down by slamming it.

-Aphelah-
Hey make sure this time its not piss water something stronger from the good stuff...

Waiting for her mug to be filled with another drink, as she turns around to scan the place to see where Carni stinky choobies runs off to. All she had to do was sniff the air as to see what direction he was in it was dark but she knew he was there along with those that she didn’t recognized. Hearing the return of her drink, she flips back around to pick up her drink. Hissing at him once more as she first smelled it then let her taste bubs taste. It was stronger then the first three or so round she had then came the wanting of man. Narrowing her eyes upon the man as she reaches out with both hands pulling him closer to her. Her low hissing voice, as she whispered to him.

-Aphelah-

How about I just doing cut your throat right here but good enough payment, sweetie pie.

Letting her come out with a sinister chuckle…Grabbing her drink, from the bar making her way over in the direction Carni, sipping on the cold drink as she walked.

As I glanced across the table at Alpha, she sent me shivers up and down my spine, she was quite creepy when she looked at me. I turned my head away, taking big gulps from what was a cold pint and then place it to the table. Carni was now in full conversation with people whom I did not know, I will have to go over there sometime and be introduced. I now watched Alpha as she stormed over to the bar, like a woman on their monthly problem, who needs to see a woman like that, surely they should be in the kitchen whilst like that. Something really was grinding her gears in here, and she would soon end up making a fool of herself.

She came back to the table with her drink, but then soon got up, slamming the table into my stomach as she got up.

-Jayzin Draleg-
Hey watch it you crazy nemoidian................... you feeling drunk?!?!?!?!

She started walking over to carni, this gave me the perfect opportunity. I stood up too and signaled the bar tender for 3 beers and pointed to whom they were for. I followed Alpha to carni, hoping that she would get the brunt of the abuse for interupting him and his guests. As I got closer, I saw a woman, I think it was Rhea, carni's wife, the one I messaged to join us here. Still I went a stood to the side of carni, trying to fit in. The pints soon, arrived.

-Jayzin Draleg-
Sorry to intrude, but i brought drinks here for you three.

The barman handed a pint to carni, Targus and Eversio as I waited for a reply, paying attention to my cautiousness.

Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:23 pm by Lord Carnifex

-Rhea-
<< Could you please keep your hands to yourself, at least while I am around, feeling up others in my presence is disrespectful, especially when you have not touched me since our honeymoon, even then you were dreaming and thinking me a goat! >>

Carni simply frowned as the words reached his mind. Then, as much as he hated using the Force in such a gay way, he sent his thoughts Rhea's way, while looking at Eversio and Targus:

<< Now you listen to me. I'm trying to have a good time here, i haven't seen this cock scratching faggot (points at Targ) in ages, and i want to have a few laughs. While i'm at it, there are things i want to discuss with the Dark Jedi here. Got it? Now get drunk already or i'll stuff your choobies with cukes so you won't be able to walk straight, let alone sit. Though i doubt they have Star Destroyer sized cukes on Muunilist. Frankly, i don't understand how you managed to fit that globe inside this inn... >>

With that, his attention turned completely towards the two soon to be hammered creatures. He took a long sip from one of his mugs, scratched his crutch, then politely belched. I think we all know what "polite" means among the VSE.

-Targ-
'Gentleman, if I could take a second out of your valuable drinking time. Lord Carnifex, could I introduce to the Dark Jedi Eversio. He does have some fancy way of saying it that starts with a a J, but I can never remember it or spell it. Eversio, this is Lord Carnifex, our top man on Thyferra.

-Carni-
I am not the top man on Thyferra, brother, i am the ONLY man on Thyferra. Or rather, was. Have you heard? We had a bit of a problem there, a crysis of sorts, but i'll get to that later. I don't want to go into details...(he really didn't feel like explaining how he obtained the repellant for those Cukes from Villa's Mum's secretions...

-Ev-
"A pleasure,Lord Carnifex. Congratulations on your ascension through the ranks on Thyferra."

-Carni-
Likewise, Eversio. Good to see there are still people with *BELCH* manners in this universe. So what goes on here? Any brothels i should visit? AH! Thank you Jay. Gentlemen, this is Jayzin, my apprentice. He's good with the Force, but who gives a crap about those things eh? He was trained in the arts of Speed Drinking and Power Belching...one day he will be a fine addition to our little brotherhood.

IS THIS ENOUGH COLOR FOR YOU EV? HUH? IS IT? Mate, you know what to do ;)

Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:35 am by Eversio

*Eversio looked to Carnifex's apprentice and nodded his head to the Sith pupil, Jayzin. The dispassionate Jen'jidai then answered Carnifex's question all while ignoring the comment about the colored font in the previous Carnifex post. If Eversio's writer didn't love Carnifex's writer so much he would...

... well, that's for another forum.*

"Harnaidan has everything you need, Lord Carnifex. Would you need someone to show you around? I know Rhea knows the lay of the land..."

*He selected Rhea not for any purpose in particular but for the mere fact that she was standing closest to him. In truth, he thought it a terrible suggestion but with the beer running through his body and making him a touch dizzy, he was not as well thought out as he usually would be in most other circumstances. Looking at Targus for a moment, Eversio realized it might be better for Targus to show Carnifex around, given that they both shared a common faction.*

"...or even Targus here."

Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:29 am by Rhea

*I was fed up with feeling angry, fed up with getting stressed, so I would try and ignore any further comments or react to his behaviour, I would try and sort myself out before I had to go back to the villa and face Lahash…

I forced a polite smile and took another large mouthful of my ale, hoping that soon I would feel the warmth and abandonment I usually felt when becoming intoxicated, knowing that this would more than likely be the only way I would let my guard down and be able to loosen up and enjoy myself, I gave a grateful nod to Jay for the message, and as I took another sip of the ale, I nearly spat it all out at Eversio, who was standing opposite me, and felt the anger growing inside me, worse than before, for this time, with no self control, I turned to face Carni and gave him a sharp punch aimed at his bicep…*

rodder! I am stood right here, I can hear everything you say, and you have no respect for me, asking for a brothel? I am your WIFE! Does that mean nothing to you? I have not seen you for months, and when I finally do, you do not seem excited to me, you bring me no flowers, all you do is tell me to shut up, drink, and ask, with me stood beside you, to visit a brothel? You inconsiderate rodder! I am your wife! You tricked me into marrying you, you chose this, why? Why did you want to marry me if you don’t want me?

*As soon as I had finished my rant, the reality of the situation had finally sank in, I was stood with others that I had not wished to know about my personal circumstances, and I had just declared my marriage to Carni in front of them, what I had I done? What an idiot, but Carni had hurt my feelings, and there was nothing I could do to hold it back….*

Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:53 am by Eversio

*Eversio, by this time, was pretty buzzed though he hid it rather well. As all the commotion was going on with Rhea revealing some very interesting things about her marriage to Carnifex which for all intents and purposes seemed as though it was a secret, the inwardly happy drunk that was Eversio thought it a FABULOUS time to play a prank on good ol Targus.

Standing on Targus' right, Eversio brought his own left arm up and over to Targus' left buttcheek and quickly brought the arm back down to his side after pinching the cuketastic, firm and supple buttocks of the Lord of Hair. He did it so quickly and purposely on Targus' left buttcheek in hopes that Targus would look left and thus be puzzled. It was not like Eversio to cop a feel so he doubted that Targus would blame him. To insure his actions Eversio leaned forward and towards Carnifex and stoically asked the Sith before him.*

"Your wife Carnifex? Is this true?"

Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:39 am by Aphelah

Glaring holes in the back of Jay back, until a smirking grin came over her face. Even so she would wait to put this in to action. Getting closer to the table that seems to have a gathering at. If she hadn’t heard it for herself, she wouldn’t believe it herself who could have a stronger enough stomach to stand this goat kriff. More over who would be up to with his stitch... Maybe she could get him to take a bath in rose, so he didn’t kill anyone with his smell, or better yet everyone knows with in a 20 mile radius when he was about. Even so she let herself look out as her step up to Jay side and elbowing him in his rid cage hissing at him through her teeth...

-Aphelah-
I’m not drunk you dumb choobies twit...

Lifting up her mug to her lips taking a hearty drink from it, before bring it down with half of it gone. It seem that that those that gather around knew each other how could she tell this was by the friendliness that they was being to each other. This brought out a chuckle from her lips then the sides of her mouth turning up in to smirk.

Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:30 am by Targus

*Targus sips his beer and waits for the fireworks. There was a lot to reply to, but he felt it was important to show a stoic nature and wait for the filthy harpy twi'lek queen to get her spotted wookiee (dessert for the seppos) and what she deserved.*

Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:57 am by Lord Carnifex

-Rhea-
rodder! I am stood right here, I can hear everything you say, and you have no respect for me, asking for a brothel? I am your WIFE! Does that mean nothing to you? I have not seen you for months, and when I finally do, you do not seem excited to me, you bring me no flowers, all you do is tell me to shut up, drink, and ask, with me stood beside you, to visit a brothel? You inconsiderate rodder! I am your wife! You tricked me into marrying you, you chose this, why? Why did you want to marry me if you don’t want me?

-Carni (eyes flaring)-
You really are a dim-witted daughter of a semi retarded houseplanet aren't you? And stop pointing that bloody finger at my face or i'll shove it up your choobies! May i remind you that it was you who wanted this thing to be a secret, and i was doing what i was doing, and saying what i was saying to cover your filthy sun eclipsing choobies. You...

At this point he bit hard on his tongue, he wanted to tell her many things right now, tell her to kriff off, to get the kriff out of his face, but somehow, he managed to subdue his rapidly rising anger. For he knew, that if he told her these things, he would have to fight her, and he knew she wouldn't back down, not in front of all the Dark Jedi here. And Carni didn't want to kill his wife. At least, not yet. Instead, he turned back to Eversio and Targus.

-Carni-
Right...now i have a quiestion for you. This idea came to me right after the battle of Manaan, and i think it could work. Obviously, quite a lot of the VSE lads come here, there is mutual respect between our little groups. So to cut the crap, how would the Dark Jedi feel about a strong and permanent alliance with the VSE? We worked well in the past, back when we were all a part of the Dark Confederacy....

Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:53 am by Eversio

*Eversio drank his beer as Carnifex spoke to both himself and Targus there in the bar. It was interesting that the question about their marriage was not outrightly addressed when Eversio asked but being a very reserved man himself and knowing that not many who breathed knew much about his own personal life, Eversio understood the need for privacy.

His thinking made him question Rhea's motives. Marrying outside of the Order. For what? What was the angle here? He did not think of it long as Carnifex got to the punchline of his thoughts. A permanent alliance with the VSE. An interesting idea to say the least. Eversio took a seat at the bar and slid his now empty glass of beer back towards the bartender and took another mug. He was pretty buzzed at the moment but maintained his composure nevertheless, perhaps speaking off the cuff a lot quicker than he normally would in more controlled and sober settings.

He looked back to the bartender and thought for a quick moment. His eyes going from the body of the bartender back to the top of the bar table itself as both of his hands wrapped around the frosty mug that held the beer. The Dark Jedi Master then turned his head towards Carnifex and addressed the proposal.*

"Given our past and the aid that we provide and have provided each other, I think a permanent alliance would be mutually beneficial. I also suggest we open up trade between Thyferra and Muunlinist. It could only add to the prosperity between our two great systems. What do you think?"

Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:16 am by Lord Carnifex

-Ev-
"Given our past and the aid that we provide and have provided each other, I think a permanent alliance would be mutually beneficial. I also suggest we open up trade between Thyferra and Muunlinist. It could only add to the prosperity between our two great systems. What do you think?"

Carni's lips stretched into a thin smile as he, quite intoxicated, slapped Ev on the back. He turned to the bartender: "HEY! ALE FOR THE ENTIRE BAR!" He then turned back to Ev.

-Carni-
I will inform Shazza of the new alliance and trade routes. You will also recieve VSE codes, however, you will have to send a written contract, Shazza has always been knitpicky...This concludes business. Now my friend, we get hammered!

At that point, the bartender came with the pints, and Carni handed one to Targ Ev and Jay. He took two for himself. The bartender then went to give beer to the rest of the bar. He downed the first pint in one go, belching loudly as he finished it off. Carni wins...FATALITY!

Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:16 am by Eversio

*Eversio kept his gaze on Carnifex and nodded his head as he spoke. Business was concluded. He would send a representative to Shazza on Thyferra soon but for now the time to drink was upon them all and it was just what Eversio needed. He took the beer and sat down looking towards Rhea and then around the bar at the others. He thought about what was said about the marriage between Rhea and Carnifex. It was most interesting but he would get to that later.

He remained seated at the bar, drinking the sweet sweet nectar that was his beer. He then ordered a round of shots of Captain Solo Rum - the finest rum in the galaxy for everyone in the VSE/DJO party.*

Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:56 am by Atrum Equus

*The Villa Obscurum's chief mechanic enters the loud and boisterous cantina rather suspiciously. He has always been known to frequent Xendor's Mug but his usual glum demeanor has been swapped-out for one of barely-contained, nervous glee. He makes his way quickly to the bar - nothing out of the ordinary there - and presents the bartender with a chip. While the bartender scans it, he quickly helps himself to a nearby shot of Captain Solo Rum. The bartender raises an astounded eyebrow as the mechanic's bar tab is completely paid off and hands the chip back to the man with a bewildered look on his face. The mechanic orders 2 more shots of Captain Solo Rum before he looks around and notices the dubious amount of DJO and VSE members in the area. His face quickly loses all color and he knocks his stool over loudly in his haste to remove himself from the situation. He curses his bad luck and grabs onto his large, conspicuous, hovering crate of belongings and begins to make his mustachio'd way to the door - cursing himself again for already changing into finest tropical digs.*

Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:01 am by William Reign

*A completely non-descript man of medium height, with short dark hair and brown eyes, who had been close enough to hear alot of the discussions but not so close as to draw attention, slips through the throng and outside*

Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:38 am by Rhea

*The events of the day had taken it’s toll upon me both physically and mentally, add that to the fact that I was suffering the worse PMS I had ever had, and it did not make for a happy me, knowing that I was not in the mood to even begin to enjoy the party, I decided to remove myself from the situation, and leave the cantina and head back to the Villa, I needed peace and quiet, I needed to calm down, for the anger was increasing to a level that I could not control.*

*I removed my comm and began to type out a message to Carnifex.*

:: I am leaving, I am not in the right frame of mind to be here, I would however like to see you ALONE before you leave, hopefully my PMS will have calmed some by then, so please, call me and arrange a meeting before you decide to leave. Rhea X ::

*Without any eye contact to the group, I slipped away, hoping that I was not noticed, and began to make my way to the exit, I quickly drained the contents of my glass and opened the door, leaving…*

Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:05 am by Eversio

*Through the drinking and the mass consumption of alcohol it did not occur to the Dark Jedi Master that whilst he was in the presence of his long time allies to remain aware of his surroundings. It was not until the mechanic knocked over the barstool that Ev went from near inebriation to just a slight buzz. It was sobering. It called him back to the present.

The Jen'jidai took his right arm, elbow on bar table top, and with his right hand he very roughly ran it through the hair on the right side of his head. His open palm brushing past the top of his right ear. The right hand lingered at the back of his head and scratched for a couple seconds as he blinked and took an exaggerated breath. He collected himself now and looked around until his cold and emotionally devoid eyes found the mechanic.

He stood up from his own barstool and quietly left from the group of people, his right hand falling lightly on Targus' right shoulder as he did. With all the commotion going on, Eversio wondered if it would even go noticed that he left seeing as though most were working towards one hell of a hangover tomorrow.

Following the mechanic outside, Eversio remains a couple steps behind him before finally Force Pushing him to the ground not more than ten steps to the side of the main door of the bar.*

Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:42 am by Atrum Equus

*Everything had been going pretty smoothly until now. How could he have been so stupid?! He knew the only things the Dark Jedi ever did were drink alcohol and kill things...and usually in that order. All he could do now was hope that he hadn't been noticed and make a run for it. He could steal a ship quickly and easily enough with his credentials as chief mechanic, all he had to do was make it to the spaceport and he'd be...

A Force Push from behind sends the mechanic head over heals and his crate of belongings hovers off to one side and knocks against a nearby building, tipping over and spilling its contents all over the ground. The tropically-attired, mustachio'd man nervously turns over onto his back and lifts himself nervously up onto his elbows, thinking that perhaps some passerby had simply knocked him over in his haste to exit the bar, he yells out in frightened rage.*

=Gunther=
Hey! Watch it, I'm walkin' here!

*Not yet seeing who the dark silhouette belongs to outside the door of Xendor's Mug, the mechanic stands hastily and brushes the dirt from his clothes before turning towards his overturned crate of belongings with a look of frustrated disappointment and fury. He turns back and begins walking towards the door of the cantina a few steps, his face red with anger and shouts as he stalks towards the door and the dark figure standing there.*

=Gunther=
If any of my things are broken, you'll be paying for it you scum!

Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:00 am by Eversio

*Eversio watched the mechanic topple over. He knew who the gentleman was. Through his undying paranoia and meticulous and nearly neurotic thinking of late, wanting to know everything about people employed by the former Black Guard and the now newly restored Dark Jedi Order was priority one for the Jen'jidai.

The man's behavior in the bar, to the zealot, made him guilty of something. His anger at being pushed over made it grounds to kill him though Eversio wanted some answers first. The bottom of his boots dragging on the dirt outside, Eversio stepped forward from the dark and revealed his face to the mechanic. The infamously stoic gaze of Eversio finding the mechanic without a single word being spoken.*

Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:18 am by Atrum Equus

*The mechanic's eyes widen with shock and sheer terror as Eversio steps into the light, the quiet man's ever-stoic gaze taking on a sinister appeal in the shadows cast by the waning rays of light. If there could have been a worser fate for Gunther to have found, he couldn't think of it - partially because none was likely to exist, and partially because the Jen'jidai's gaze had frozen the mustachio'd man completely.

The power of the stoic one's gaze is enough to stop the chief mechanic dead in his tracks. He had done well to hide his true intentions against the dark horse of the Order: an apprentice who had trusted him with his ship for as long as he could remember. But this man...Eversio...the leader of the Black Guard - a paranoid Jen'jidai Master specifically looking for things that might be suspect in the mechanic's mind - he was an entirely different story.

After what seems like an eternity, Gunther works up enough spittle in his mouth to wet his tongue and attempt speech.*

=Gunther=
Lord Eversio! I...I didn't realize...I mean, I didn't know...Please m'lord, forgive my language for I knew not to whom I spoke!

*The chubby middle-aged man prostates himself before the Jen'jidai, bowing so low that his forehead grinds against the gravel and stone on the ground before him. At least if he was killed, he would not be able to see it coming this way and it might be quick and painless. He doubted that, however, but tried to keep his mind from thoughts of the man he'd betrayed and the money he'd been given.*

Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:59 am by Eversio

*Eversio looked down at the mechanic. For as useful as he was with tools and the tinkering and repair of ships - he was weak in all other aspects of his life, at least, the Jen'jidai thought that. Though The Zealot believed that weakness should be purge from the cosmos, he did understand that some of "the weak" served a purpose, and for as long as the mechanic served his purpose as chief in the hangar bay, Eversio would not dispatch of him. Besides, he kept meaning to getting around to killing Fareed but always seem to be side tracked by one thing or another.

Waiting a moment after the mechanic spoke, Eversio looked down at the man and then to the right and to the left. Given the hour there were not too many people about and Eversio thought it to be a good thing for a slew of reasons. He hated the attention and loved the fact that many of those who called Muunilinst their home, their place of birth and where they raise a family and would eventually lay their bones under the soil of Muunilinst - almost no Muun outside of the inner most workings of the Dark Jedi Order, even knew what Eversio looked like.*

"If you answer honestly, all will be forgotten and you will live..."

Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:37 pm by Atrum Equus

*The mustachio'd mechanic sits back on his haunches, wringing his hands together nervously as he nods vigorously at the terrifying form before him.*

=Gunther=
Of course, m'lord! Whatever you ask!

*Gunther quickly began to think back to the inner machinations of a common Hoersch-Kessel sublight drive. He thought about this not only to calm himself, but also to hopefully prevent the Jen'jidai from prying into his thoughts; the last thing he wanted was to be found as a traitor by one such as Eversio. And so he starts from scratch, taking bolt by bolt and screw by screw - constructing the sublight drive in his mind slowly and meticulously as he awaits the questions that are sure to come.*

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